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A SKEPITCAL LOOK  AT  FAMOUS OCCULTISTS
By The Notorious Doctor Zoom Zoom   

                                                                          

 LIFESTYLES
OF THE
(NOT-SO) RICH
AND
(IN)FAMOUS!


 "Champagne wishes and caviar dreams?" Not hardly! If you think the occult is a shortcut to wealth, fame, and power...boy did you get a wrong number!

    If the old saying "Those who can do, but those who can't, teach" has any truth to it, the world of the occult seems to prove it right 100%! For centuries, people have written books claiming to show how to make real "magic", and cause miracles, how to really call up spirits, to do one's bidding, and reveal the hidden mysteries of the supernatural.

    But in reality, the authors of these books were delusional, and outright frauds and charaltans. None of them ever produced real "magic" (even if you spell it "magick"), and many of them died bankrupt, in prison, or comitted suicide.

Some (dis)honorable mentions include:

        > Anton LaVey He strated the Church of Satan in 1966, and wrote several books on Satanism, including The Satanic Bible. He died in 1993, bankrupt, and in a broken down house he didn't own. Friends and family later revealed  LaVey was a High School dropout who regularly beat his common law wife, abused his animals, and even pimped out female followers!  

        >Aleister Crowley One of the most famous occultists of the 20th century. He authored several occult books, and is connected to many different occult movements around today, including Wicca and Scientology. He died a penniless drug addict in a boarding house. He also may have been  psychotic from an early age! 

        >Eduard Kelley Co-founder of Enochian Magic. Even though he and his friend John Dee spent a great deal of time trying to conjure spirits to find treasure, he eventually died  from injuries sustained while trying to escape from prison (imprisoned for counterfieting money).        

 ...and there's a who lot more covered on these pages! yes, there's no such thing as magic or miracles. Welcome to the 21st century. 

     Here are mini-biographies of over 100 occultists, most of whom are authors of popular books on the occult. Before you plunk down money for one of their books, see if you think they could "make it work" first.


 HERE THEY ARE! FROM MERLIN TO MANSON! FROM LAVEU TO LAVEY! FROM CHEIRO TO MISS CLEO! 

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